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Quotes by Homer Simpson:


And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
          -  Homer Simpson


Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?
          -  Homer Simpson


Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.
          -  Homer Simpson


Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
          -  Homer Simpson


How ironic -- now he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see.
          -  Homer Simpson


I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
          -  Homer Simpson


If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
          -  Homer Simpson


If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
          -  Homer Simpson


No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.
          -  Homer Simpson


Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
          -  Homer Simpson


Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
          -  Homer Simpson


When will I learn? The answer to my problems isn't at the bottom of a bottle -- it's on TV!
          -  Homer Simpson


You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
          -  Homer Simpson


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